Fitz'isms

I was writing some things down for Adelyn to copy...

A: You connected those letters together.  I do not know how to do that.  You have to do it the right way.

A: I was Elsa, Joelle was Anna and Brecken was Olaf.
B: What were Mommy and Daddy?
A: The trolls.

Me: What are you going to buy with your money?
B: Crackers that are not gluten free

B: I want my hair long like Mommy's and Adelyn's.
Nana: How about short like Daddy's?
B: No!!! Then it will start falling out!!!

A: I want a boy.

Me: You keep telling people you want a girl. 

A: Well, I want a girl.  But I really want a boy so we can have 2 boys and 2 girls.

A: Who is the tooth fairy?

Me: Who do you think the tooth fairy is?

A: God

Me: Do you think God will bring you money?

A: Nooooo

Me: Who brings your presents?

A: People

Me: So who do you think the tooth fairy is?

A: Mommy and Daddy!

Me: Yup :)

A: Will you take my tooth away?

Me: Yes

A: Can I have it back?  I really want to put it in my jewelery box where I keep my special things.

Me: I have to go to the bathroom when we go into the store.

B: You are not allowed to go to the bathroom!  You should have gone before we left the house!  You will have to wait.

(So that's how I sound)

Me: Well, I always let you go if you have to go really bad, right?

B: {Grumbling}

A:Why is that policeman sitting there?

Me: He's watching for somebody to go really fast and then he will pull them over and give them a ticket.

A: Why?

Me: There are rules for how fast you can drive on the road.  When you disobey them, he punishes you by giving you a ticket.  Mommy and Daddy would have to pay money if he gave them a ticket.  See those white signs with numbers?  Those tell us how fast we can go.

.....on the way home.

A: Mommy!!!  You are going 66!!!  It's 65!!!  You need to slow down!!!!

Me: Well....you can go a little faster.  Just not a lot.

.....a little while later.

A: Mommy!!!  You are going 80!!!  The sign just said 70!!!  He is going to give us a ticket!!!

 I never should have taught her to read signs.